ooc: HELLO. I’VE HAD THIS URL FOR OVER THREE YEARS NOW. I’M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A SOUL BUT I’LL BE KEEPING THE URL IF IT’S ALL THE SAME TO YOU.
No, I just- got bored. One night.
…Maybe a bit. Oh, I got old, Rory. So old. You should’ve seen me. Been a while since I’ve let myself age like that.
"But…you’re okay now? I mean, you look okay.” [Really, Doctor, you can’t just tell Rory you died and expect him to not be concerned.]
Yes, exactly. See, I knew you’d get it.
You should try a TARDIS shave sometime. And she gives lovely pedicures, too.
"Sure. Yeah. I’ll keep that in mind." [Pedicures are really great, okay?]
“Yeah. You know, he said he was thinking of getting a new one. Said he had to look at his options. Something about the different handles.” [That was his dad for you. Leave it to Brian to overthink purchasing a new trowel.]
"Funny enough, I got that much for myself thanks. Anyway not all the pre-Pandorica memories are constructs. I was there with the Romans for a while before Amy and the Doctor turned up.”
"Yeah, I’m not sure I did say that. Anyway it’s a bit fuzzy— before the Pandorica I mean. The memories aren’t completely… there. Hard to explain.”
Hahaha. Hahaha. Haha, oh, Rory, you’re so…
Look, did I mention I’m wearing a wig?
"…has it been a wig the entire time I’ve known you?” [Pokes the Doctor’s weird head.] “No, wait— you can’t just—”
“Did you die or not?”
"Hey, remember the Pandorica? Remember how I was— how I was guarding that? It was a time-consuming job. Full-time. Definitely didn’t have time to ah, do much else.”